The Dominion of Sachnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun"

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Red Cat-Squirreldogs' dominate wildlife preserves

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Kurume

The Dominion of Sachnia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy"

The Dominion of Sachnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 10%)

The Dominion of Sachnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%)

The Dominion of Sachnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%)

The Dominion of Sachnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare

The Dominion of Sachnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, Sachnia's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas

Following new legislation in The Dominion of Sachnia, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers